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And finally, there is this “****** disclaimer ******” (complete with unnecessary asterisks) that honestly had nothing to do with any kind of legal proposition, but a legal professional felt the need to insert the fact that no “legal professional privilege” should be implied by receipt and reading of the message.
read more if you can stop laughing at http://dltj.org/article/pointless-e-mail-disclaimers/